Coye rhymes with Zoe

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ofishal-fish
wordfather

conducting a new experiment called maintaining a normal conversation. i'll let you know how it goes

wordfather

brought up the eel sex discovery again :/

wordfather

speaking of: did you guys know that the mystery of eel breeding has finally been discovered??

the reproduction of eels has been a mystery since ancient fucking greece and they JUST discovered how they do it. scientists followed european eels that migrated thousands of kilometers from freshwater streams and rivers to the Sargasso sea (which is by north america) where the females released millions of eggs into the water and the males fertalized them and then the eels just died. because appearantly thats the end of their lifespan.

its insane. its bonkers. ALL european and american eels reproduce IN THE SAME PLACE. european eels swim across the north atlantic ocean just to reproduce. these eels live for about 20 years and go through multiple complex life stages but they begin and end their lives in the same place, despite how far they travel. and god dont get me started on other species of eels-

ofishal-fish

@lesserkiwi can confirm that I once brought family dinner to a screeching halt so I could force everyone to listen as I explained, step by excruciating step, the logistics of eel sex.

Check it out babey

Direct observations of American eels migrating across the continental shelf to the Sargasso Sea - Nature Communications
Migration of adult American eels from the coast to their spawning area in the Sargasso Sea have previously only been inferred from larval di
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lesserkiwi

autism runs in the family

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touhouweed

Squidward only ever makes artwork based off his visage, it's all very surface level and lacks any emotional depth

touhouweed

Squidward should start making artwork based on how Squidward feels and not how Squidward looks yknow? I feel like he's experimented plenty with self portraits, but none of them really say much about Squidward as a person yknow

touhouweed

got drunk last night and got really emotional over Squidward's potential and how much he holds himself back

piratecrew

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katelyn-danger

Terfs cannot accept that their suffering is the banal result of capitalism, patriarchy, poverty, and generational abuse and instead have to blame it on some divine or divinely biological difference between male and female. Accepting that trans women are women means shifting the metaphysics of their entire worldview and they're too intellectually weak and spiritually deficient to to do so.

It's no wonder that half of every terf's blog is a desperate plea for companionship, crying out from the pain of loneliness and suicidality. Everyone around them is disgusted by their pathetic excuses and open hatred for everything they don't understand. Lashing out at the beauty of the world and the complexity of the human experience. Unpleasant husks with rotten souls.

ofishal-fish
katelyn-danger

Terfs cannot accept that their suffering is the banal result of capitalism, patriarchy, poverty, and generational abuse and instead have to blame it on some divine or divinely biological difference between male and female. Accepting that trans women are women means shifting the metaphysics of their entire worldview and they're too intellectually weak and spiritually deficient to to do so.

It's no wonder that half of every terf's blog is a desperate plea for companionship, crying out from the pain of loneliness and suicidality. Everyone around them is disgusted by their pathetic excuses and open hatred for everything they don't understand. Lashing out at the beauty of the world and the complexity of the human experience. Unpleasant husks with rotten souls.

ofishal-fish
katelyn-danger

Terfs cannot accept that their suffering is the banal result of capitalism, patriarchy, poverty, and generational abuse and instead have to blame it on some divine or divinely biological difference between male and female. Accepting that trans women are women means shifting the metaphysics of their entire worldview and they're too intellectually weak and spiritually deficient to to do so.

It's no wonder that half of every terf's blog is a desperate plea for companionship, crying out from the pain of loneliness and suicidality. Everyone around them is disgusted by their pathetic excuses and open hatred for everything they don't understand. Lashing out at the beauty of the world and the complexity of the human experience. Unpleasant husks with rotten souls.

ofishal-fish
katelyn-danger

Terfs cannot accept that their suffering is the banal result of capitalism, patriarchy, poverty, and generational abuse and instead have to blame it on some divine or divinely biological difference between male and female. Accepting that trans women are women means shifting the metaphysics of their entire worldview and they're too intellectually weak and spiritually deficient to to do so.

It's no wonder that half of every terf's blog is a desperate plea for companionship, crying out from the pain of loneliness and suicidality. Everyone around them is disgusted by their pathetic excuses and open hatred for everything they don't understand. Lashing out at the beauty of the world and the complexity of the human experience. Unpleasant husks with rotten souls.

fishking
skywitchmaja

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

blooming-conifers

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

consuelodoodles

I hope Robert and Barbara Wire are in a happy and committed relationship.

fishking

@lesserkiwi “you’re not even baptized” “yes i am” “no you’re not” “i can’t describe how angry you make me.”